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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 839
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About RandomBlackMan : I'm a random black man

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Visits<b>shrinkdinck</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 10:36pm<b>walid820014</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 11:28am<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 7:41pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:49am<b>Niz_DD</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:04pm<b>CzaneWinters</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:11pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:41pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 3:34pm<b>analise1998</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 11:18pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 6:37am<b>Cooliozz</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:22pm<b>WordBea</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 12:53am<b>alissa412</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 11:21pm<b>Epickiller</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 6:49am<b>michelledebelder</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 3:00am<b>revelations1470</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:37am<b>Schoolsystem</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:47pm<b>FrazzleApple</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 3:40pm

Fucked!<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 1:41am<b>analise1998</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 5:18am

RandomBlackMan's FML badges

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RandomBlackMan's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

by picklemonger / 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm / Canada / Transportation

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

by thunderthighs644 / 11/22/2011 at 10:21pm / Health

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

by furryballoon / 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML

by TheFlickChick / 11/17/2011 at 2:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

by Virginiedetibo / 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm / France / Miscellaneous