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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 August 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1058
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ramp : I enjoy reading articles, smoking and just plain dicking about.

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Ramp's favorite FMLs

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

#6994925
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15440) - you deserved it (50478)

On 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by lovehurts (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42975) - you deserved it (3354)

On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by notgoodenough38 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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