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About Ramp : I enjoy reading articles, smoking and just plain dicking about.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML
Friday 30 January 2015