About RaiFrosty : Eagerly awaiting Final Fantasy XIII-2 and Silent Hill: Downpour.
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Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 9:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by misstree (woman) - Singapore
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 11:43pm - misc - by crazycutie1027 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Yudansha (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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