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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 422
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About RaiFrosty : Eagerly awaiting Final Fantasy XIII-2 and Silent Hill: Downpour.

Mhm. If you feel like talking to me, ask for my MSN.

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RaiFrosty's favorite FMLs

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

#14673565
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9994) - you deserved it (43022)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

#14189329
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30588) - you deserved it (7545)

On 12/13/2010 at 9:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

#7932396
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25034) - you deserved it (12877)

On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML

#5100044
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On 09/07/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by misstree (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

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24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29213) - you deserved it (5811)

On 02/13/2009 at 11:43pm - misc - by crazycutie1027 (woman) - United States (California)



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