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  • Number of visits : 3466
  • Number of comments : 346
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RaggleFrock : Vice City is my favourite video game of all time. Raised on sega not snes. Tomb raider 2 lover.

Life long star wars fan.

I like reading the comments more than the FML.

I don't care what religion you are, I believe in the egg.

I like people who don't moan about being pregnant.

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Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31662) - you deserved it (6846)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22398) - you deserved it (5753)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31711) - you deserved it (27407)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML

#18701372
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17988) - you deserved it (6840)

On 01/03/2012 at 10:30pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

#18697207
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15127) - you deserved it (26331)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43524) - you deserved it (7103)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

#17471582
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24980) - you deserved it (2808)

On 08/14/2011 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57582) - you deserved it (5763)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62281) - you deserved it (7315)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I went to see a movie I'd been waiting months for. A couple of women sat down a few rows in front of me with five infants. The infants cried and wailed throughout. I'm not sure I have any idea what was actually said in any of the dialogue. FML



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