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RaggleFrock

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  • Number of visits : 5281
  • Number of comments : 346
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RaggleFrock : Vice City is my favourite video game of all time. Raised on sega not snes. Tomb raider 2 lover.

Life long star wars fan.

I like reading the comments more than the FML.

I don't care what religion you are, I believe in the egg.

I like people who don't moan about being pregnant.

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RaggleFrock's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two year old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML

#19093347
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30786) - you deserved it (14545)

On 02/16/2012 at 1:36pm - kids - by ray - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40816) - you deserved it (4102)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

#19018043
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28167) - you deserved it (20182)

On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

#18979126
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26899) - you deserved it (5882)

On 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm - love - by lillymean (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30299) - you deserved it (3036)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML

#18942178
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25290) - you deserved it (2412)

On 01/29/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by scared for life (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

#18907383
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40020) - you deserved it (5397)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML

#18886629
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28471) - you deserved it (2479)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by michellenKG (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

#18875676
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30354) - you deserved it (2160)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

#18858383
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31231) - you deserved it (9019)

On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

#18844596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26183) - you deserved it (4613)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

#18821985
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22223) - you deserved it (13259)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by appropriatepolice - United States (Illinois)

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

#18811702
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28160) - you deserved it (4457)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by 9gingerface66 - United States (Florida)

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41987) - you deserved it (3782)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (7386)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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