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  • Number of visits : 3474
  • Number of comments : 346
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RaggleFrock : Vice City is my favourite video game of all time. Raised on sega not snes. Tomb raider 2 lover.

Life long star wars fan.

I like reading the comments more than the FML.

I don't care what religion you are, I believe in the egg.

I like people who don't moan about being pregnant.

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Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

#19113390
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (3500)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two year old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML

#19093347
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27585) - you deserved it (13246)

On 02/16/2012 at 1:36pm - kids - by ray - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36801) - you deserved it (3747)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

#19018043
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24410) - you deserved it (18776)

On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

#18979126
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23484) - you deserved it (5463)

On 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm - love - by lillymean (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27216) - you deserved it (2726)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML

#18942178
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21977) - you deserved it (2143)

On 01/29/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by scared for life (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

#18907383
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35855) - you deserved it (5003)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML

#18886629
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25040) - you deserved it (2209)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by michellenKG (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

#18875676
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26633) - you deserved it (1901)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

#18858383
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (8400)

On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

#18844596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22731) - you deserved it (4231)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

#18821985
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19422) - you deserved it (12461)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by appropriatepolice - United States (Illinois)

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

#18811702
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25011) - you deserved it (4108)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by 9gingerface66 - United States (Florida)

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38637) - you deserved it (3485)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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