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RaggleFrock
  • Town/Country : Brizzle, yUK
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2840
  • Number of comments : 346
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RaggleFrock : Vice City is my favourite video game of all time. Raised on sega not snes. Tomb raider 2 lover.

Life long star wars fan.

I like reading the comments more than the FML.

I don't care what religion you are, I believe in the egg.

I like people who don't moan about being pregnant.

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Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML

#19375039
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19496) - you deserved it (2354)

On 03/30/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by kawood (woman) - United States

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML

#19372815
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9963) - you deserved it (18009)

On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

#19362794
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18767) - you deserved it (2109)

On 03/28/2012 at 9:52am - misc - by andromeda80 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

#19327826
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19601) - you deserved it (2744)

On 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by Chey - United States (California)

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

#19326564
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26571) - you deserved it (2318)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML

#19276871
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18367) - you deserved it (1978)

On 03/14/2012 at 10:38am - love - by mel_bear_ (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21381) - you deserved it (1919)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

#19233379
427 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML

#19233268
85 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

#19201046
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21479) - you deserved it (2715)

On 03/02/2012 at 3:30am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML

#19188547
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7551) - you deserved it (26163)

On 02/29/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
214 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

#19164325
188 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

#19149588
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22703) - you deserved it (1830)

On 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

#19128091
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19987) - you deserved it (3725)

On 02/21/2012 at 12:01am - love - by bloodshedblack - United States (Colorado)



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