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Raeshea1
  • Town/Country : Brockville, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 April 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 292
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Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18086) - you deserved it (90076)

On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75040) - you deserved it (15505)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)

Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45526) - you deserved it (7949)

On 04/27/2009 at 12:43am - love - by frenchgirlll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42562) - you deserved it (7648)

On 04/25/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by fmlgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13044) - you deserved it (43379)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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