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RabbitOfAurora
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 794
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About RabbitOfAurora : I like schadenfreude. It's a good feeling.

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50167) - you deserved it (25052)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48266) - you deserved it (3820)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I flew from Australia to the UK to meet the woman I love. After two years of talking, and having gotten a love letter for my birthday a few months prior, I was convinced we'd have a great time. Turns out she doesn't know what she feels for me. I'm staying with her for the next 35 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19340) - you deserved it (7399)

On 12/12/2012 at 10:56am - love - by RabbitOfAurora - United Kingdom (Hounslow)



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