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RaRaland
  • Town/Country : Noneya, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1984 (28 years)
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  • Number of comments : 11
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Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18057) - you deserved it (2814)

On 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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On 09/21/2012 at 11:11am - love - by Sad ex-wife (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high all the time. FML

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On 05/02/2011 at 6:58am - health - by anon (woman) - United States (California)



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