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RUCKUSSPYDER
  • Town/Country : So. Burlington, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 August 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 176
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RUCKUSSPYDER : 26 y/o single father... Fml

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Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43974) - you deserved it (2867)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9389) - you deserved it (42591)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)



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