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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 August 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 196
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About RUCKUSSPYDER : 26 y/o single father... Fml

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Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46425) - you deserved it (3018)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11137) - you deserved it (56239)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)



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