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  • Number of visits : 79884
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About RPGod : I'm just an average bisexual dude who's stuck in the closet

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Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14884) - you deserved it (64564)

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