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  • Number of visits : 536
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ROSI3TH3CAT : HEY! MY NAME IS ROSE BUT YOU CAN CALL ME ROSIE. IM IN A RELATIONSHIP :) NATURAL BLONDE. I DONT LIKE BEING HIT ON, SO STOP. I LOVE SHARKS. I FULLY SUPPORT MARRIAGE EQUALITY.

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Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

#20649343
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49226) - you deserved it (11055)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML

#20519764
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31949) - you deserved it (3494)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

#20509329
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31963) - you deserved it (5454)

On 02/16/2013 at 10:27am - love - by MsCobb - United States (Ohio)

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

#20482822
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29272) - you deserved it (3613)

On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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