Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About ROSI3TH3CAT : HEY! MY NAME IS ROSE BUT YOU CAN CALL ME ROSIE. IM IN A RELATIONSHIP :) NATURAL BLONDE. I DONT LIKE BEING HIT ON, SO STOP. I LOVE SHARKS. I FULLY SUPPORT MARRIAGE EQUALITY.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Monday 1 September 2014