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ROSI3TH3CAT
  • Town/Country : New york
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 159
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ROSI3TH3CAT : HEY! IN A RELATIONSHIP :) NATURAL BLONDE. I DONT LIKE BEING HIT ON SO STOP. I LIKE SHARKS :D PS= IM HUNGRY :3

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Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44096) - you deserved it (9432)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26553) - you deserved it (2410)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

#20509329
174 comments

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On 02/16/2013 at 10:27am - love - by MsCobb - United States (Ohio)

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23765) - you deserved it (2456)

On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by fedexed (man) - United States (California)



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