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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 September 1985 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About RESnasty : I'm a graphic designer and web programmer, really like this site and its ability to turn misadventures in jokes. sorry for my bad english.

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Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML

#15616654
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33476) - you deserved it (11804)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States

Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

#15149183
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29493) - you deserved it (8597)

On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63513) - you deserved it (6018)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML

#11602306
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42886) - you deserved it (2904)

On 07/02/2010 at 12:21am - work - by lmao4eva93 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room. He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle. He kept asking for Chris. I have no idea who Chris is. FML

#6613935
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31145) - you deserved it (3041)

On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

#6002557
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9454) - you deserved it (37411)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by munchkin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

#2321503
854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34006) - you deserved it (253184)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)



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