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RCHPForLife
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 July 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 130
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RCHPForLife : Message me if you wanna chat bitches.

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Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36340) - you deserved it (3511)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35299) - you deserved it (2545)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87642) - you deserved it (18469)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84305) - you deserved it (5476)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62627) - you deserved it (6185)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then walked into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poking his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29956) - you deserved it (213756)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by hammylove (man) - United States (Florida)



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