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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML
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On 04/26/2013 at 5:17am - love - by Anonymous -
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a segway. He still got away. FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand
Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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On 04/09/2013 at 7:05am - intimacy - by saywhat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML
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On 04/05/2013 at 2:51pm - health - by what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god (man) - Singapore
Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 12:11am - work - by QuinnyZebrass (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
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On 04/01/2013 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by LadySteveMartin (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, the highlight of my day was when I found that there was finally toilet paper in the cubicle at work. FML
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On 03/28/2013 at 5:57am - work - by Paperboy (man) - Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego)
Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML
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On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, for the sixth time in a row, I was driving my kid to school and he made me late for work. Why? He was whacking off instead of getting ready. FML
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On 03/20/2013 at 7:07am - intimacy - by Why son, why? (man) - United States
Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML
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On 03/19/2013 at 10:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
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On 03/09/2013 at 6:03pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 10:35pm - love - by whatsername92 (woman) - United States
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)
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