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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
RAUHWeltBegriff's favorite FMLs
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
by phonesmuggler / 04/18/2013 at 3:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML
by seriously / 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by roommateprobssss:( / 12/11/2012 at 10:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
by satega / 12/10/2012 at 2:07pm / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML
by yarhyun1 / 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm / United States / Love
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