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Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML


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On 04/18/2013 at 3:30pm - misc - by phonesmuggler (man) - United States

Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML


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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21220) - you deserved it (2185)

On 12/11/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by roommateprobssss:( - United States

Today, my family went on a family trip without me. Their reason for not bringing me? My older sister wanted extra legroom during the drive. FML

Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML


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On 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm - love - by yarhyun1 (man) - United States

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