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- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in… Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need… Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my…
- Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…