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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 July 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 138
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

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On 04/30/2013 at 4:50am - love - by Porter_Robinson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 8:01am - intimacy - by wetsheets (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

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On 10/21/2012 at 6:31am - health - by leaftheerickson (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

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82 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 1:33am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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352 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

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241 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

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On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML

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198 comments

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by shutupandsmile18 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

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On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)



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