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  • Town/Country : Columbia, MD, U.S.A
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 August 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24876) - you deserved it (20388)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

#19352692
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16326) - you deserved it (2934)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

#19348017
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23765) - you deserved it (2278)

On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7315) - you deserved it (28366)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25306) - you deserved it (2774)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

#19340135
122 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
203 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
187 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

#19303297
108 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

#19279551
157 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
192 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
262 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

#19245610
145 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by KrazyKill - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

#19245135
146 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)



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