Um, yeah. The span of flounder spout obliterated my appetite square meaningful.
Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
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On 08/15/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by hellnooo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation. She asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldnt get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
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On 07/06/2009 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML
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On 07/04/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by Singed (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
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On 06/28/2009 at 12:05pm - love - by honeymoonisover (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
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