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Quasar55
  • Town/Country : Argenteuil, France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 October 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2051
  • Number of comments : 213
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Quasar55 : O hai.

Just know that I'm a daily user of both FML and VDM. And it's all I have to say. Quite mysterious, uh ?
I like to get messages so don't hesitate to send me one if you feel like chatting a little. Answer (almost) guaranteed

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396
549 comments

I agree, your life sucks (406887) - you deserved it (26443)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396
549 comments

I agree, your life sucks (406887) - you deserved it (26443)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (482476) - you deserved it (43273)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
894 comments

I agree, your life sucks (525526) - you deserved it (37845)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
894 comments

I agree, your life sucks (525526) - you deserved it (37845)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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