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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 October 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3112
  • Number of comments : 213
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Quasar55 : O hai.

Just know that I'm a daily user of both FML and VDM. And it's all I have to say. Quite mysterious, uh ?
I like to get messages so don't hesitate to send me one if you feel like chatting a little. Answer (almost) guaranteed

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Quasar55's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

#14950423
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9498) - you deserved it (42325)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by grrrr - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13525) - you deserved it (59488)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML

#14948689
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33315) - you deserved it (2867)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:29am - intimacy - by KaraAnn17 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML

#14948689
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33315) - you deserved it (2867)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:29am - intimacy - by KaraAnn17 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

#14945401
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27010) - you deserved it (3256)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

#14945401
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27010) - you deserved it (3256)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7972) - you deserved it (60483)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7972) - you deserved it (60483)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106068) - you deserved it (14072)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106068) - you deserved it (14072)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11467) - you deserved it (49163)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11467) - you deserved it (49163)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25926) - you deserved it (11618)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25926) - you deserved it (11618)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

#5148313
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173773) - you deserved it (17895)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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