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Today , mah 6 year old daughter askd me , "what would happen to me if u an daddy did?" . I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant an Aunt Ilene . She lookd at me an said "You looool guys can die . I won't cry . I get everything I want over there." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (93138) - you deserved it (9100)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I spent 300 dollars making colord flyers 4 mah iPhone that I lost . On the flyer I wrote 4 whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward . I wrote the phone number of mah looool iPhone that I lost . mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20375) - you deserved it (125997)

On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)



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