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Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92657) - you deserved it (9070)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)



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