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Today , mah 6 year old daughter askd me , "what would happen to me if u an daddy did?" . I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant an Aunt Ilene . She lookd at me an said "You looool guys can die . I won't cry . I get everything I want over there." FML
today I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over there kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I spent 300 dollars making colord flyers 4 mah iPhone that I lost . On the flyer I wrote 4 whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward . I wrote the phone number of mah looool iPhone that I lost . mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015