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QTp13
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, Over the Rainbow
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2976
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About QTp13 : I shall not bore you with the plight of my everyday life.

If you would like to know anything, please do not hesitate to PM me. I will respond.

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Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 6:11am - misc - by ThisPerson - Canada

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28143) - you deserved it (4717) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, on my Facebook, the stripper my ex husband cheated on me with showed up in the "People You May Know" box. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -