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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 June 1983 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2224
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About QDogs : Yes, I am hilarious. Thank you for noticing

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (118761) - you deserved it (73833)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56342) - you deserved it (6425)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by Deirbhile (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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