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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 810
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pyrowolfie : I'm intelligenter than you.

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Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in mah house. I decidd to beat mah meat to them. Later I found out it was mah grandma. FML

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On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

2day I was told I look lika Susan Boyla. FML

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On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God fir over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered fir a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever hered. You're dumb." mega FML

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On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, On The Way Home From A Night Out, I Crossd The Main Road In My Town Via The Traffic Lights. As I Got To The Other Side, A Guy Turnd To His Two Friends And 'whisperd' With A Look Of Disgust, "I Would Have Run That One Over." Thanks. Big Fat FML

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On 02/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by thetallone (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, after monts of trying, my wife of seven yeres told me se is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

today my son's hamster died . It was overwieght and got stuck in its plastic tube . My 6 year old son cummed downstars to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table . He thinks I killed it .

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, My Dog Was Watching Me And Started To Have A Hard-on, Fir Half An Hour . FML

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