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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 May 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML


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