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PyroVampyre
  • Town/Country : Bowling Green, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 313
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69633) - you deserved it (22620)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)



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