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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 265
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29542) - you deserved it (6155)

On 12/20/2012 at 4:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML

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Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML

#20162862
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I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (3104)

On 11/14/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by nolove - Australia

Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML

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On 06/28/2012 at 11:28am - love - by FMlovelife (woman) - United States



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