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  • Town/Country : North Lauderdale, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 September 1985 (28 years)
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Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick's Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven't had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML

#555809
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12456) - you deserved it (83716)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick's Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven't had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML

#555809
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12456) - you deserved it (83716)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick's Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven't had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML

#555809
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12456) - you deserved it (83716)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we got inside my mom yells to me "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

#492829
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120516) - you deserved it (6933)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML

#290845
79 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm - money - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

#279813
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112588) - you deserved it (5673)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:59am - misc - by Ondskansgris (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

#142506
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86909) - you deserved it (2736)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

#112335
73 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

#20313
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85520) - you deserved it (4499)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:08am - misc - by imalilangel05 (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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