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Purrfect
  • Town/Country : Cromer, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Purrfect : It's not enough to just stand and stare.

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Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32211) - you deserved it (2034)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML

#19469984
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22116) - you deserved it (5171)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Were do we go... - United States

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

#15002281
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40586) - you deserved it (5118)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20526) - you deserved it (463522)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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663 comments

I agree, your life sucks (655856) - you deserved it (48804)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML

#14349
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28717) - you deserved it (9839)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Misunderstood (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)



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