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Purpl3_Ninja
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 January 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24719) - you deserved it (65580)

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