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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 August 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 782
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PurelyHabit : “In running it is man against 
himself, the cruelest of opponents. The other runners are not the real
 enemies. His adversary lies within
 him, in his ability, with brain and
 heart to master himself and his emotions.”-Glenn Cunningham

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Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

#8862366
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6204) - you deserved it (35043)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by drunk (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

#8706906
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9009) - you deserved it (28336)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

#4933603
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54062) - you deserved it (4323)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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