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PureGold

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 340724
  • Number of comments : 484
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About PureGold : Hey people of FML!!
Instead of going out and doing something about the fact that I'm 18 and HAVE NO LIFE, I'm here on FML. And therein lies the problem. (But I haven't visited the site as many times as my profile says...that's kind of weird.)

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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Visits<b>marier00</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:22pm<b>gregjasper</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:15am<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 4:31pm<b>Bibblejomin</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:11pm<b>inthehidden</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 5:30pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:35am<b>kodman101</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 1:30pm<b>helptheorphans</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 11:40pm<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 10:32am<b>kiwi15499</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Mental_1456</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 5:59am<b>itssohapi</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 2:06am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 8:01pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 10:50am<b>qwertydude1</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 9:29pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:31am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:04pm<b>jsb1426</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:46am

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Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (646084) - you deserved it (42825)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (646084) - you deserved it (42825)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (646084) - you deserved it (42825)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (646084) - you deserved it (42825)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (256742) - you deserved it (34206)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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