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Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

#20165158
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I agree, your life sucks (23636) - you deserved it (4055)

On 11/16/2012 at 4:40am - misc - by mfischer (man) - United States

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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20513) - you deserved it (1713)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25167) - you deserved it (2389)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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