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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 736
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Puffytruffles : Nothing cliché here, just that I'm a sadist.

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Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML


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On 06/21/2015 at 4:42pm - work - by ihateloopholes (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML


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On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML


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On 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm - misc - by The_FN_Gunny - United States (Tennessee)

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