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Today, I went grocery shopping . Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips . As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, ( You probably think I'm a stripper or something . ) He looked me up and down and said, ( Uh.. . hell no . ) FML
Taday mah car was broken into and they stole all mah CDs but left mah daughter's Black Eyd Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissd about the theft but almost glad to see that the delinquent in mah town have a decent taste in music. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion!! I was super excitd to seehat everyone had done in thier lives!! The nerdy guy I bullid is now a U.S!! Marine an already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt!! He lookd at me in his dress blues an said, "I remember you." fat FML
Today, my grlfriand mada ma watch six hours of "Glaa" with har. I don't knowhat I hata tha most, tha fact that I actually sat thara an watchad it or that I'm angry at Finn 4 braaking up with Rachal. FML
Friday 27 March 2015