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Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 1:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)
Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
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