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Prolux

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3882
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Prolux : "Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it." - Mark Twain

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Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

#19788440
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54465) - you deserved it (3708)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, Child Protective Services came to my house, because my 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt weird. FML

#19713901
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34500) - you deserved it (2644)

On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

#19391692
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28267) - you deserved it (3283)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

#19043614
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28029) - you deserved it (2911)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

#18864216
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36649) - you deserved it (5980)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29287) - you deserved it (8481)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

#18728247
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33974) - you deserved it (2928)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

#18383706
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29041) - you deserved it (6337)

On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34059) - you deserved it (6769)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
248 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

#18100630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19050) - you deserved it (33969)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32685) - you deserved it (3910)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
433 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38834) - you deserved it (26694)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31888) - you deserved it (12506)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

#17649932
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34895) - you deserved it (3615)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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