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ProjectD13X
  • Town/Country : Tampa, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1771
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ProjectD13X : This site allways gives me a laugh...is that kinda wrong, i'm a christian

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Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45396) - you deserved it (10403)

On 04/29/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by PoopTart (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I ran into a girl I used to go to school with. We went out for dinner to catch up, and we ended up at my house, watching movies and cuddling. This fantastic and spontaneous date was concluded with several kisses. I dropped her off at her car and drove off. I forgot to get her number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21807) - you deserved it (44766)

On 04/27/2009 at 3:21am - love - by PIRATE_ (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

#1383069 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (59398) - you deserved it (10713)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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