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- Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm… Today, my mother decided to share with me that my father is impotent, and they hadn't had sex in a… Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He…