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ProZilver
  • Town/Country : Mexico City, Mexico
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 5368
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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178 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
107 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
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On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
52 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
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On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
66 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

#583
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On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
124 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

#447
63 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version



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