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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Princess_Alexis : Hai there! I'm Victoria, otherwise known as Tori! I love to meet new people and i'm an internet junkie, although i'll never admit it if you ask me about it. Feel free to add me on facebook, just seach toridew@mail. com (you wont find me otherwise) and its the same picture as my FML profile. See ya later everyone, bai!

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Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
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I agree, your life sucks (10429) - you deserved it (75492) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11261) - you deserved it (63281)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34597) - you deserved it (7373)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24552) - you deserved it (4544)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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