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PrincessPesa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 October 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3872
  • Number of comments : 321
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About PrincessPesa :
Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.
-Ralph W. Emerson

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
-George Harrison

I was never the girl next door.
-Bettie Page

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
-Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

This is my happening and it freaks me out!
-Beyond the Valley of the Dolls


I'm cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron.

I'm pretty friendly, so if you're down for a discourse hit me up.
Cheers!

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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PrincessPesa's favorite FMLs

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

#226271
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (40237)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

#116388
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53797) - you deserved it (9883)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by holladaddy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML

#30294
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47323) - you deserved it (13892)

On 02/12/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by thegoldenboy3 (man) - Spain (Andalucia)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24175) - you deserved it (8834)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version



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