About PrincessPesa :
Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.
-Ralph W. Emerson
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
-George Harrison
I was never the girl next door.
-Bettie Page
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
-Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
This is my happening and it freaks me out!
-Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
I'm cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron.
I'm pretty friendly, so if you're down for a discourse hit me up.
Cheers!
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I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by holladaddy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by thegoldenboy3 (man) - Spain (Andalucia)
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version
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