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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 October 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2625
  • Number of comments : 321
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About PrincessPesa :
Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.
-Ralph W. Emerson

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
-George Harrison

I was never the girl next door.
-Bettie Page

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
-Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

This is my happening and it freaks me out!
-Beyond the Valley of the Dolls


I'm cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron.

I'm pretty friendly, so if you're down for a discourse hit me up.
Cheers!

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PrincessPesa's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

#18381890
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27625) - you deserved it (1948)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

#18072283
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33654) - you deserved it (2803)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, after being in the UK for 2 months, I learned that when saying, "I'm about to blow off and kill someone", to the British "blow off" means "fart." This was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML

#17861769
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9178) - you deserved it (20143)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:04am - work - by AngerManagement - United Kingdom

Today, I went to interview with potential new roommates at a cooperative living house. I decided to bake cookies for everyone, and while touring the house, I forgot about the cookies and set off a small oven fire. All this after professing how responsible I am. FML

#17716770
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18661) - you deserved it (12108)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by dangit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

#17396996
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23296) - you deserved it (2910)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:14pm - kids - by SheaLili - United States (California)

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31571) - you deserved it (4490)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML

#17343796
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26996) - you deserved it (4699)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:47pm - work - by ImScrewed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9804) - you deserved it (24344)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML

#15574334
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19575) - you deserved it (21895)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML

#14105864
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11356) - you deserved it (19532)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

#13671939
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8135) - you deserved it (50357)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

#13471271
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27730) - you deserved it (3734)

On 10/16/2010 at 11:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

#12930514
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32538) - you deserved it (15213)

On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML

#11027844
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33471) - you deserved it (7540)

On 06/07/2010 at 2:43am - love - by soccerbooty - United States (Texas)



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