About PrincessPesa :
Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.
-Ralph W. Emerson
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
-George Harrison
I was never the girl next door.
-Bettie Page
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
-Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
This is my happening and it freaks me out!
-Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
I'm cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron.
I'm pretty friendly, so if you're down for a discourse hit me up.
Cheers!
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I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by mac_miller55 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my brother was playing with the pepper spray on my key chain. He didn't think it was real, so to test it he sprayed me in the mouth while I was asleep. FML
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On 07/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by rkbkate - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States
Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend came with me to my first prenatal gynecologist appointment. Half way through the pap smear, I look over and see him grinning pervertedly and staring down the doctor's shirt. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by unicorn - United States
Today, my friend and I were playing Oregon Trail online. I googled "dysentery", and sent her an IM about the mind-blowing number of cartoons of people violently shitting everywhere. I accidentally sent it to my aunt. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Gabby (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
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Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)
Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
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