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Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
by Anonymous / 10/30/2013 at 7:39pm / United States (California) / Love
by WalnutGaming / 10/22/2013 at 3:20pm / United States (Maryland) / Animals
by / 10/21/2013 at 12:57pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2013 at 6:57am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resumé; under special skills was, "Keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML
by Wheredigowrong / 10/21/2013 at 12:18am / United States (Iowa) / Kids
by Teiu88 / 10/20/2013 at 10:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Huedadaa / 10/18/2013 at 8:05pm / France (Picardie) / Kids
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixed for the first time. The dentist showed me the drill and other tools, and referred to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML
by maxkeyftw / 10/17/2013 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Health
by TiredMum / 10/16/2013 at 9:33am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by highlydisgusted / 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML
by SeriouslyDad / 09/22/2013 at 9:57am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2013 at 4:56pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by ughreally / 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by resurrected / 09/04/2013 at 11:59am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Work
- Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it… Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday… Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to…