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by Nikia818 / 02/06/2014 at 1:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by BigLove / 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by LadyDeadpool88 / 02/04/2014 at 9:50am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by dylanhollis / 01/17/2014 at 7:49am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2014 at 9:51pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by dana / 12/16/2013 at 5:43pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Jen_NM / 12/16/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by FreeChocolate / 12/09/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by MissDQ / 12/02/2013 at 8:47am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by I don't know, son / 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by awkward / 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by pathetic / 11/06/2013 at 8:04am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML
by regretsteachinghighschool / 11/05/2013 at 8:22am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…