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Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97647) - you deserved it (5538)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22207) - you deserved it (74773)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41639) - you deserved it (8232)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:39am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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