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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 June 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2567
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About PplMakeMistakes : Hellooo!

FYL. Apparently, mine's not that bad. 0 out of 17 :( haha!

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Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

#17583056
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36742) - you deserved it (9518)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I quit smoking. It seems that when you don't smoke for almost 24 hours, your sense of smell comes back. I then noticed how disgusting my apartment smells. Great. FML

#17349530
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12521) - you deserved it (49147)

On 08/02/2011 at 11:33pm - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

#16488839
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23483) - you deserved it (40296)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21378) - you deserved it (65494)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

#15161095
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51129) - you deserved it (14424)

On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34252) - you deserved it (5243)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

#15091892
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41477) - you deserved it (3761)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

#14989370
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13209) - you deserved it (40949)

On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12295) - you deserved it (41526)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I camped outside of a Best Buy to guarantee I'd get a cheap Blu Ray player. My friend who got there five minutes after they opened also managed to get one. FML

#13986924
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9290) - you deserved it (38552)

On 11/26/2010 at 12:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML

#13935466
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31029) - you deserved it (6922)

On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

#13850065
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26489) - you deserved it (2387)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

#13754319
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32189) - you deserved it (3301)

On 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

#13696157
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33971) - you deserved it (11332)

On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML

#13640932
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32046) - you deserved it (5636)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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