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PotatoBlankey39
  • Town/Country : Mankato, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 34011
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PotatoBlankey39 : I'm going to school for Music Education! Yay!! Reading FML's make the stress levels of college more tolerable ha ha.

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Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

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Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28588) - you deserved it (10820)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver decided to spit into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43604) - you deserved it (2800)

On 05/25/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by hahahah111 (man) - United States (California)



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